Wednesday, February 5, 2014

KajangGate: The real, I mean it, the REAL reasons. Yes, it’;s true. I swear. – Uncomfortably Numb

KajangGate: The real, I mean it, the REAL reasons. Yes, it’;s true. I swear. – Uncomfortably Numb

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  1. THE REALGATE ; ...Because we really need to justify, eh... I mean, explain this issue to all of you peasants, eh... I mean beloved voters.

    We need to explain so that there will be no misunderstanding. We love transparency you know. You know, transparent like that.... like see through like that... so we need to go on the ground to explain this stuff you know.

    I mean by going to the ground I don't mean to say we need to kiss your feet lah... but you know la what I mean Jaba kan? We need to explain. Yes. Yes.

    So, can you explain KajangGate please? Like transparent like that, okay?

    Okay. You know Jaba, as the Chief Strategist of PKR, I have strategically put myself in all the strategic areas so that I could strategically strategise our strategies.

    I have sent people everywhere, like spies like that you know. Then I found out that Prime Minister Najib might be removed by some dark forces, you know these dark forces arr... very not transparent one... very dark like that you know.

    Who are these dark forces? Darth Vader?

    Yes, yes, Darth Vader and his progenies, Darth Maul, Darth Sidius, Count Dooku like that.

    These sure the Sith Lords who are going to defeat Prime Minister Najib and throw him out from the Presidency of Umno.

    These Sith Lords are planning planning like that you know... and my spies told me this is going to happen very soon.

    So?

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